Sometimes we have too much time on our hands :/ or perhaps I just want to answer some silly questions...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"She shrugged and kicked off her beaded yellow chinese slippers and shuffled away into the depths of the loft..." Shamefully, one of the gossip girl books Specifically 'Only in your dreams'. I like destroying my brain cells sometimes.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch?
A wooden incense holder, with a small moon design on the far end, and a lemongrass incense stick from 'everyone does it.com' currently burning away. Awesome awesome smell.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The first few minutes of Johnny English this morning, but watched a full episode of American Dad last night before sleeping.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1.24 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1.22 pm I was sooo close!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
'Believe me' by Fort Minor, and very faint traffic noise.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Left boy's flat about midday-ish to start wandering back over to mine, carrying a big bag of clothes and stuff for uni, and a bag of books from my Mom.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
dA messages (hence finding this...) and started to install a new anti-virus thingy.

9. What are you wearing?
Shredded jeans and thick socks, a long sleeved t saying 'what's not to love?' (it's so green...) and a dark pink fat face hoody. Underwear as well... and several random wristbands and a mens surfy type necklace, and some cheap as shit plastic beads.

10. Did you dream last night?
Aye, I dreamt I was reading a friend's livejournal, and then asking her why she hadn't told me she'd already been shopping instead of confusing me by not explaining. I also dreamt I was curled up under a tree with boy, crying about a dead leaf, and finally woke up from a nightmare with a big ass tiger trying to eat me. I like tigers

11. When did you last laugh?
Last night, quite a lot. There was wine and changing bed sheets and we always end up in hysterics.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Fuuuuuck... a lot! Timetable for uni, a newspaper clipping of glow in the dark kittens... lots and lots of pub/club promo cards (I keep the ones with the fun pictures), a big Victoria Frances poster of a crying fairy girl, a big picture of my familys' house with a full moon and snow... millions of bits of poetry and pics of friends and family... you can barely see the wall!

13. Seen anything weird lately?
A car which was featured on Fifth Gear lately, Toyota iQ something or other... and saw one on the street last night, tiny, white and shiny and really strange looking!

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Kills time... Flatmate is currently in the shower

15. What is the last film you saw?
Starsky and Hutch... or Reefer Madness... can't remember :/

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would buy... some new jeans! Mine are a state. New shoes as well. I would fix my roof... and a new kitchen... I think I would get everyone tickets to somewhere cheap and sunny so we could all have a holiday!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I utterly loathe sleeping alone, and will go to great lengths, sacrficing pride left right and centre in order to make sure I can fall asleep hugging someone.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'm not sure I'd trust myself to... Some more relaxed and happy people around would be nice. Can I make people love me?!

19. Do you like to dance?
Oh hell yes. I take a wee while/one glass of wine to get confident enough, but then I go mental

20. George Bush...
is a total eejit and is pretty much the reason for my complete lack of faith in politics and the 'civilised' world ever sorting its ass out.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Erin perhaps. Or Autumn... something a bit hippy-ish.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Sean I adore that name. Or Ethan maybe...

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Aye for a bit.. I don't think Mum would let me have grandchildren in another country Nah seriously I love Scotland. Canada holds my fancy right now... but first have to get uni finished and start some working!!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Ok, so you didn't believe in me... but you did it in such a cute and honest manner, I'm gonna let you in anyway... Plus I like your boots! Anyway, there's a bar over by the beach, Jesus is skinning up as we speak, and there's gonna be enchiladas at 6 if you fancy. Oh, and don't mind the unicorns, they're being a bit cheeky today - they just want some love!"